What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.