What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium