What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.