What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.