By hare (air) mail.
A: From a long ways away.
Kick the alter boy in the chin
Coz 'e-mmental!
By bee-mail.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
By hare mail!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Napoleon Bunnyparte!