What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.