What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum