What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"