What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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s of the Carribean.

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

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They join weight witches.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.