What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.