What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing