What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!