What s the weight of a hipster?

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.