Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.