Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.