Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.