Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.