What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.