Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."