Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

Clydesdale Jokes More Clydesdale Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"