Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

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Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

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