Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.