Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.