Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse