What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution