What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.