What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.