What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.