12+ Funny Response Jokes - Curious United

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper