What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

What would a Prius minivan be called?

Post-us

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!