Pm Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter