What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.