What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.