What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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