What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

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