What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.