What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.