What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs