What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.