What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'