How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."