Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
