Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Stopping it with a shovel.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.