What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.