What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.