What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.