What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.