They both think the other one gets laid more.
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
Because he always uses the force.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Palm Sunday.
I wish his hands were made of stone."