Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Let's be Avenue
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
A car.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
They both think the other one gets laid more.
