What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

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Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.