What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What makes a joke about ISIS funny?

The execution

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.