What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.