Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
This isn't a good joke.
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.
Let's Rock and Roll.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
Who are you
Don't asp me !
A Nanak Nanak joke.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
They both think the other one gets laid more.
I wish his hands were made of stone."