It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
It grows a Moostache.
He stopped making cents.
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
The elephant remembers.
A tongue. Hehe
Kermit The Frog's finger.
A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.
d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.