It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
Bacon would go up!
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
Kermit's fingers
Lion vomit.
A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.
d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.