What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.