What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.