What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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Because he was 9/11.

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Rice

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Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion