What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.