What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.