Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

Fend Jokes More Fend Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.