Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.