Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Fend Jokes More Fend Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.