Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.