Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Fend Jokes More Fend Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.