What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.