Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Both start off as eggs.
If your kid has down syndrome.
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
An American police officer.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
Annette !
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Dumbbelldor.
Lettuce prey"
A predditor. EDIT:
