Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
It was two tired.
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
An eggroll !
You don't understand it until you're older!
between 18 and 24 yrs
a road
To get to the Otherside!
Because he was resisting a rest.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Dumbbelldor.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Bed you can't guess who I am!
