Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
forgetti
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
less than twelve parsecs.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
One with a lot of hops.
Because it's made of hops.
cause nobody would be looking for them.
Because they are always spotted!
With a dustpan..
Let's get some chicks!
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
A: They're too hard to peel.
