Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
His left one
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Fry-day
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
A bud hound !
When you sniff paint, you get high
He was addicted to crack.
He cracks up
A funny bunny
A: Curly hare.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.