Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
With Easter Eggs!
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
He can't stand the 1%
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.
A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
Because it was a little chicken.
I have no idea.
Me: i have no idea what he's for
Because her hips won't lie.
One good turn deserves another.
A coconut
Luke warm
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
A battery hen !
