Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
Ecru, Brute "
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
He didn't want to be called chicken
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Their peckers are on their heads.
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
I don't know.
Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
With Easter Eggs!
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !
It must have fallen through a crack.
Back on crack