Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
he was undercover *!*
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
They both like to crack open a cold one
To hunt for their food.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
What Am I Wearing Today
A: Her IQ goes up!
Their peckers are on their heads.
Because their eggs stinked!
Omelette you figure it out
The rest of her is cold too.
A change is as good as a rest !
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Hot cross bunnies !
