Pecker Jokes

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

Because his pecker is on his head

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don't chickens wear pants?

Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!

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Why don't birds wear underwear?

Because, their pecker is on their head.

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Why can't chickens pee?

Their pecker's on the wrong end.

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Why don't Rooster's wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't chicken wear underwear?

Because their pecker is on their face.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut?

You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in.

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Which part of an eagle is the hardest?

The pecker.

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Why don't birds ever wear underwear?

Because their pecker is on their head.

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Why doesn't a duck wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME