Brace Jokes

What do you call an 18yr old with braces?

A BLACK&DECKER PECKER WRECKER..

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a girl with braces?

A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !

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