Zoolander
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.
Nascar If you can even call it a sport.