What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Zoolander Jokes More Zoolander Jokes

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander