What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.