What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

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What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.