Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Dead Bee Jokes More Dead Bee Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubberto

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"