Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Sasquatch Jokes More Sasquatch Jokes

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Dead Bee Jokes More Dead Bee Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.