Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

Pocket Change Jokes More Pocket Change Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.