Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?

A boullionaire

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.