Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....
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Inuit.
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Because it's white, and it's on their land.
Pretty good!
Plaqueface
She looked very Theroux-ly.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Because its in the middle of water!!!
because the population is always Dublin.
About 10kg (22 lbs).
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
They'll tell you
Because it needs bailing out.
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
Not Yeti
Because she ran away from the ball.
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence