Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....
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Inuit.
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
The Captain's Log.
With a knight light....
Bonjour"
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
Cells are found inside plants.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Throw in the laundry.
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
