Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13