Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.