Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.