Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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A receding hare line.

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.