Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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100% abracadabra

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None! Cats can't sew!

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Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!