Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!