Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)