Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Who drives it?

The officer.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.