Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What's long and black?

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What's this ticket, officer?

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!