None! Cats can't sew!
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Because they are lazy and have small hands!
A worm in a fur coat !
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
The PGA tour.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
because its not a Target.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
The lines.
100% chance of snow
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
The octopus because it is well armed.
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
It fro's up.
It's bells sprout.
They both got their fur low.
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
He was just chasing tail.