None! Cats can't sew!
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Because they are lazy and have small hands!
A worm in a fur coat !
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
Who sews in a barn
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Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Because they die in them.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
A Lot.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
Closed for Winter".
Oh my god. I'm Friesian!
I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
A spinning wheel !
The PGA tour.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
