What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.