What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Old Moo Eyes!

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A Moosician!

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.