What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.