What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.