What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it