How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.