How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!