Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
He was stuffed.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Because he was a quack addict
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Cold turkey
Doris' day.
The execution.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
You get milk.
An orbyte
Tire-less