How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less