How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!