Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Cause he didn't chip in!
He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
An erection.
It wanted to get off its ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
The snort quack.
