Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
A: Chump day.
Wednesday
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
A good days hunting.
Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.
For giving arms to Iraq.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
One has a coo, the other has a coup
He wanted to be on time.
He can't go left
Namaste
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
The snort quack.
