Wednesday Jokes

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Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Snort Jokes More Snort Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.