Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
A: Chump day.
Wednesday
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
SaTURDay
because he was smoking quack!
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Avril Labean
A: surname
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
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He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Nun
Lettuce pray.