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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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T Jokes More T Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.