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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did you expect?

Honestly.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.