Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy