Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.