Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy