What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant