How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"