What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying