What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"