What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair