What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"