End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
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To bring it back to samsung, you racist.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
You don't no jack!
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
Samsung Not Explode
Guardians of the Galaxy
A Guardian of the Galaxy
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
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The guardians of the galaxy!
Sam. Samsung
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
Because "Kindle" was taken.
a Guardian of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guardians of the galaxy
Security at Samsung.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Because it wanted to be a texta.
It is always an insecure line!
The Wii! (Oui)
Salut!
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Firefighter.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
Neigh-Palm
You break it up.
A:Call B52
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.