Samsung Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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A: Guardians of the Galaxy.