Samsung Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Guardians of the Galaxy

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.