Samsung Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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