Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

United States Citizen Jokes More United States Citizen Jokes

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.