Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

Rubi Con Jokes More Rubi Con Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless