Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Rubi Con Jokes More Rubi Con Jokes

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.