Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.