Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.