Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Dyslectic Jokes More Dyslectic Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

America Jokes More America Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Wonton Jokes More Wonton Jokes

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!