Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.